Monday Mailbag: The Naples Rat Edition

Monday Mailbag: The Naples Rat Edition

We’ve got our ears to the ground, and our periscoping binoculars poking out of the trenches, trying to get a handle on what’s going on in Tallahassee. Two weeks have passed since the end of session, and still no official word on what Governor Rick Scott...
Monday Mailbag: Get Out of Town Edition

Monday Mailbag: Get Out of Town Edition

Satire, not real emails, yada yada. “In case you missed Adam Putnam’s big kickoff party, don’t worry. It looked a lot like one of my rallies from last year.” –Donald Trump “If people thought Putnam’s kickoff rally was...
Monday Mailbag: Shakespeare Edition

Monday Mailbag: Shakespeare Edition

‘Tis time once more to empty the mailbags of fodder and worthless chaff, to let fly with satirical arrows and pray they find their mark. What follows, then, are works of fiction and foul vapors loosed from the lips of men (and women) with dark hearts....
Monday Mailbag: Stabbed in the Back Edition

Monday Mailbag: Stabbed in the Back Edition

Get ready for one of the most dramatic weeks in Florida political history. Careers will be made and lost, not only in Tallahassee, but in Miami, where Ileana Ros-Lehtinen’s weekend retirement announcement resulted in more than a dozen people who honestly believe...
Monday Mailbag: Hot Cheeks Bikini Edition

Monday Mailbag: Hot Cheeks Bikini Edition

By now everyone should know the drill…Monday Mailbag is pure satire. And since there’s SO MUCH to mock, let’s get right to these Real* Emails from Real* Subscribers. “Hold my branded glassware and watch this!” –Frank Artiles...