Monday Mailbag: Hot Cheeks Bikini Edition

Monday Mailbag: Hot Cheeks Bikini Edition

By now everyone should know the drill…Monday Mailbag is pure satire. And since there’s SO MUCH to mock, let’s get right to these Real* Emails from Real* Subscribers. “Hold my branded glassware and watch this!” –Frank Artiles...
Frank Artiles: A Point of Personal Privilege

Frank Artiles: A Point of Personal Privilege

For years, State Senator Frank Artiles thought he was just one of the fellas. But this week, harsh reality smacked him straight in the face. Memories of awkward moments came flooding back…   After reflecting on his behavior, Senator Artiles humbly asks...
Monday Mailbag: The Ides of Session Edition

Monday Mailbag: The Ides of Session Edition

Beware the halfway point of the 2017 Legislative Session. The long knives are out, the double-crossings have already begun, with more sure to follow. So watch your back, trust no one, and as always, keep in mind that the Mailbag is pure political satire and nothing...
Monday Mailbag: Choking Gator Edition

Monday Mailbag: Choking Gator Edition

Blah blah, Insert usual satire disclaimers here, yada yada, et cetera, et cetera. “Thank goodness I didn’t wager a Key Lime Pie against a bottle of crappy South Carolina barbecue sauce on the Gators game, because a Key Lime pie costs roughly three point...