Monday Mailbag: Choking Gator Edition

Monday Mailbag: Choking Gator Edition

Blah blah, Insert usual satire disclaimers here, yada yada, et cetera, et cetera. “Thank goodness I didn’t wager a Key Lime Pie against a bottle of crappy South Carolina barbecue sauce on the Gators game, because a Key Lime pie costs roughly three point...
Monday Mailbag: Pork -n- Bean Edition

Monday Mailbag: Pork -n- Bean Edition

This satire column is 100% comprised of made up emails. Although that doesn’t mean they aren’t true. “Will someone please fire Adam Smith from his Winner and Loser of the Week column? He absolutely sucks at it.” –Peter Schorsch “I,...
Monday Mailbag: Going Down with the Ship Edition

Monday Mailbag: Going Down with the Ship Edition

One week in, and Enterprise Florida is already on life support, but it’s nothing more than a mere distraction from all of the other skullduggery and shenanigans taking place outside the media spotlight. Thankfully, we have plenty of Real* Emails from Real*...
Monday Mailbag: “Make Mine a Double” Edition

Monday Mailbag: “Make Mine a Double” Edition

Standard Disclaimer on Mailbag Satire: the content of the Mailbag is not real news, nor is it fake news. It’s just satire. Don’t use this content in campaign ads, because even though it might be true, there’s a high probability I’ve embellished a few of the facts....