Monday Mailbag: Triple Dog Dare Edition

Monday Mailbag: Triple Dog Dare Edition

Monday Mailbag is a satirical compilation of Real* Emails from Real* Readers of The Capitolist.  “I dare anyone to come up with better proof that I couldn’t possibly have groped anyone in an elevator by testing the (alleged) method of groping on my...
An Open Letter to Gwen Graham

An Open Letter to Gwen Graham

Dear Gwen Graham, Some people may think you’re out of touch, or that you fake outrage, and orchestrate cheap stunts to score political points, but not me. I think you’re a bold leader who dares to say the things that, for most people, make little to no sense. I mean...
Monday Mailbag: Latvala Action Hero Edition

Monday Mailbag: Latvala Action Hero Edition

Sometimes there are days where the news cycle is just too serious for satire. Today is not one of those days. “With all the new allegations we dropped on Jack Latvala, it’s easy to forget we still haven’t published the secret surveillance photo we...
Monday Mailbag: Spooky and Creepy Edition

Monday Mailbag: Spooky and Creepy Edition

Where do we even start?  We’ve got Halloween this week, and more political news that you can shake a stick at…let’s dig right into the ole’ mailbag and see what’s brewing. “Anyone seen my laptop?” –Jeff Clemens “I...
Monday Mailbag: Reconstructive Criticism Edition

Monday Mailbag: Reconstructive Criticism Edition

We’re staring down the barrel of another busy week in Tallahassee, with lawmakers back in town for another round of committee weeks, Episode 2 of The Capitolist TV Show hits the airwaves, and Florida Democrats invest their energy and limited political clout in...