Monday Mailbag: The Fat Lady is Singing Edition

Monday Mailbag: The Fat Lady is Singing Edition

Real* emails from real readers… “I misplaced two thousand ballots, spoiled two hundred more, then I lost two ballot boxes all before missing the recount deadline by two minutes. It’s only appropriate that I resign two election cycles too...
Monday Mailbag: Election Day Eve Edition

Monday Mailbag: Election Day Eve Edition

Real* emails from real readers… “Just a reminder to all my homies out there who like to smoke the pot…my main man Andrew Gillum will legalize weed if you just give him the chance.” –Sean “Puffy” a.k.a. P-Diddy a.k.a....
Monday Mailbag: Flippy the Burgerbot Edition

Monday Mailbag: Flippy the Burgerbot Edition

Real* emails from real readers of The Capitolist… “Yes, it’s true. We actually did put out a poll yesterday showing Gillum leading by…*cough*… twelve points…*cough*. I also hosted the big debate last night. Did you catch...