Real* intercepted text messages from Real readers of The Capitolist…
Leaked by Frank White’s newest consultant, Melissa Stone:
Rick Scott’s phone is in constant use, but he always keeps a full charge for important calls:
Given the antiquated technology involved, it’s a miracle The Capitolist was able to intercept this text exchange at all:
Intercepted late last week during President Trump’s trip to Europe:
Gwen Graham, still trailing Phil Levine in the polls, seeks advice from a trusted counselor:
Meanwhile at RPOF headquarters….
Adam Corey, normally an AT&T customer, was having network troubles…but we still managed to intercept this exchange a few months back:
*All real leaked or intercepted text messages are framed in bright yellow borders so that even people still using ancient Nokia phones can tell the difference between a real iMessage and a totally faked SMS text sent using a T9 keyboard.