The Capitolist Emoji-Meter for June 5 – June 11, 2020:
🔥 EMOJI-METER 🔥Sometimes words just aren’t enough. |
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Ron DeSantis |
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| Announced his plan for reopening Florida schools in August, even as news outlets around the state are working overtime to scare everyone back inside their houses. | |
Florida Education Association |
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| The state teacher’s union is a political organization first and foremost. Today they telegraphed their intent to play political games with the 2020-2021 school year. Expect a flurry of reasons in the coming weeks for why reopening schools in the fall just won’t work. Sorry working parents…if it’s up to them, it looks like you’ll be teaching little Johnny from home this fall. | |
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| Florida’s most famous trial lawyer has his sights set on crippling the state’s small business owners. First, with his push for a $15 / hour minimum wage, which already hurting restaurants can’t afford to pay. Now, he’s running television ads across the country trolling for clients to file COVID-19 related lawsuits. Disgusting. | |
Val Demings |
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| She had the chance to appeal to millions of moderate voters who have been watching their television screens in horror the past two weeks, wondering who among the Democrats has an ounce of common sense. Demings opened her mouth on ABC’s This Week and promptly proved it wouldn’t be her. | |
Sony’s PlayStation 5 Reveal |
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| With a powerful new graphics card, upgraded processor and a sleek new design, Sony was poised to wow the gaming community with it’s reveal of the next generation console. What we learned is that you’ll probably have to pay hundreds of dollars to play as a virtual strawberry. | |