Monday Mailbag: Skyrocketing Unemployment Edition

by | Jan 14, 2019

Real* emails from real readers…

“I’m gone less than a week and already Florida’s unemployment is skyrocketing.” –U.S. Senator Rick Scott

“It’s true. I’m out of a job, with no prospect of being hired anywhere.” –Brenda Snipes

“I thought I might get hired back in November, but that gig didn’t pan out. Hopefully I’ll get job as President in 2020.” –Delusional Socialist Andrew Gillum

“I’ve been out of a job since August!” –Gwen Graham

“It’s no coincidence that as soon as Rick Scott left Tallahassee, I found myself out of a job, too.” –Ex-Sheriff Scott Israel

“Even we are in danger of losing our jobs, and we’re political appointees.” –South Florida Water Management District Scapegoats

“As an ex-Congressman-turned-ag-commissioner, my resume is pretty solid. But I’m out of work too.” –Adam Putnam

“It doesn’t matter whether you have a good resume or are just a pretty face. The job market is tough for everyone. I heard Fox News might be hiring, but it’s probably just a rumor.” –Pam Bondi

“Technically, I’m still employed as a State Rep, but I did lose my job as Chairman of RPOF this weekend. Voluntarily.” –Blaise Ingoglia

“It’s been years and I still haven’t landed a good job after leaving RPOF.” –Jim Greer

“Many people are wondering whether or not I’m technically still employed.” –Steve Bousquet

*All real emails are highlighted in bright yellow so that even people without any sense of humor can know the difference between a series of jokes and actual economic news.

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