Emoji-Meter: Nikki Fried, Matt Gaetz, U.S. Supreme Court, and more!

by | Jun 18, 2020


Sometimes words just aren’t enough.

Ron DeSantis

Instead of looking in the rear-view mirror, the governor stood strong on his commitment to move Florida forward in the reopening process. While detractors continue to chide DeSantis’ leadership, the rise in cases is a result of young people protesting without caution.

Nikki Fried

Late breaking: the state’s highest ranking Democrat just fired her top three political advisors, according to a sensational story in Politico that includes allegations of domestic abuse leveled by Fried’s former advisors against Jake Bergmann, the marijuana executive who is also her fiance.

John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan

Scrooge McDuck continued to push the need for a $15 minimum wage hike, praising the efforts of corporations like Target for permanently raising its starting wage for its employees. Unfortunately, over 99 percent of businesses in the state are small businesses and will be unable to take on this undue burden.

Matt Gaetz

The outspoken congressman made waves in the media when he revealed that he had an adopted Cuban son, a day after he got into a heated exchange with Rep. Cedric Richmond after the Democrat suggested that Republicans did not understand what it’s like to worry about having a nonwhite son. Oooooooooops!

U.S. Supreme Court

Those tasked with upholding the rule of law are 0-2 this week. On Monday, the court crammed down a ‘one-size-fits-all rule‘ by nonsensically protecting LGBTQ individuals under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act. They followed this up Thursday by upholding Barrack Obama‘s illegal executive amnesty. Obama poisoned the well, and justices are now blindly drinking from it.


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