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Emoji-Meter: Nikki Fried, Matt Gaetz, U.S. Supreme Court, and more!


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Sometimes words just arenā€™t enough.

Ron DeSantis

Instead of looking in the rear-view mirror, the governor stood strong on his commitment to move Florida forward in the reopening process. While detractors continue to chide DeSantisā€™ leadership, the rise in cases is a result of young people protesting without caution.

Nikki Fried

Late breaking: the stateā€™s highest ranking Democrat just fired her top three political advisors, according to a sensational story inĀ Politico thatĀ includes allegations of domestic abuse leveled by Friedā€™s former advisors against Jake Bergmann, the marijuana executive who is also her fiance.


John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan

Scrooge McDuck continued to push the need for a $15 minimum wage hike, praising the efforts of corporations like Target for permanently raising its starting wage for its employees. Unfortunately, over 99 percent of businesses in the state are small businesses and will be unable to take on this undue burden.

Matt Gaetz

The outspoken congressman made waves in the media when he revealed that he had an adopted Cuban son, a day after he got into a heated exchange with Rep. Cedric Richmond after the Democrat suggested that Republicans did not understand what itā€™s like to worry about having a nonwhite son. Oooooooooops!

U.S. Supreme Court

Those tasked with upholding the rule of law are 0-2 this week. On Monday, the court crammed down a ā€˜one-size-fits-all ruleā€˜ by nonsensically protecting LGBTQ individuals under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act. They followed this up Thursday by upholding Barrack Obamaā€˜s illegal executive amnesty. Obama poisoned the well, and justices are now blindly drinking from it.

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