For years, State Senator Frank Artiles thought he was just one of the fellas. But this week, harsh reality smacked him straight in the face. Memories of awkward moments came flooding back…

After reflecting on his behavior, Senator Artiles humbly asks Senate President Joe Negron to grant him a moment of personal privilege, not to be confused with the white privilege he already enjoys. But things don’t go as planned…

Now he finds himself in an even deeper hole…and he decides to throw caution to the wind, let it all hang out, and let Joe Negron get a better sense of just who, exactly, Frank Artiles really is…

Negron, being a gigantic &*%$#@#, graciously allows Artiles to remain in the Senate, but on one condition:

And now, thanks to Frank Artiles, we have this: