Real* emails from real readers…
“I don’t always publish a book about Donald Trump, but when I do, it reaches #1 on the NY Times bestseller list.” –The Rick Wilson
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“I don’t always attend book signing parties featuring conservative authors, but when I do, it’s because, contrary to the book’s title, Trump is a media gold mine.” –Gary Fineout
“I don’t always host book signing parties at the Midtown Reader, but when I do, a virtual who’s who of Florida politics shows up.”–Sally Bradshaw
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“A who’s who of Florida politics? I have strained my eyes until they are bleeding, and I still haven’t found myself in that photo.” –Peter Schorsch
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“Please let your readers know that these Trump tweets are fake, and the last one was a direct rip-off of a real 2011 tweet by Trump about Barney Frank. Also, I have the full-resolution version of the photo in question and I would never disrespect the guests of the bookstore by wearing an ill-fitting shirt.” –Paul Bradshaw
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“I hate to change the subject, but I just wanted to send my condolences out to all the eligible bachelorettes in Tallahassee, because Herbie Thiele is officially off the market.” –Ron Sachs
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“On that note, I’d like to make it clear that while Herbie did get married this weekend, it was not to me.” ––Jon Costello
“While, I too, did not get married to Herbie, I’d also like to use this opportunity to point out that none of the previous anti-establishment jokes were my ideas, and I disavow all of them.” –Drew Piers
*All real emails are highlighted in bright yellow so that even attendees of Rick Wilson’s book signing parties can recognize a winner when they see one.
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