Real* emails from real readers:

“My beloved Jaguars might have actually found a way to beat the Eagles…  *sigh*” –Steve Schale

“The ending to this year’s Super Bowl was almost as anticlimatic as my football commercial. Was there any doubt how THAT was going to end?” –Richard Corcoran

“And I thought the dip at my Super Bowl party was cheesy…” –Adam Putnam

“Corcoran’s ad wasn’t just cheesy. It was extra cheese and seasoned with cringe.” –Ron DeSantis

“Speaking of cringey, did you see Ashley Moody at the Federalist Society debate on Saturday?” –Jay Fant

“I’m still waiting on Jay Fant to deliver on his promise of big revelations about how I betrayed 2nd Amendment conservatives.” –-Ashley Moody

“We’re still waiting too.” –2nd Amendment Conservatives

“Speaking of failing to deliver on big promises, looks like all that talk about accelerating sea level rise might be just a bunch of hot air.” –Phil Levine

“We’d love to fact check that, but we’re too embarrassed after being forced to fire Alan Grayson as a fact checker.” –Politifact Florida

“On the bright side, at least we Democrats still have David Jolly posing as a Republican on the Politifact payroll.” —Alan Grayson

“I wish someone from my office would have fact-checked the background of that internet troll I sat with at the State of the Union speech” –Matt Gaetz

“Trolling works, though. It landed me a debate with Richard Corcoran.” —Still Unindicted Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum

“I’d love to debate Richard Corcoran, too…just not on the subject of sanctuary cities, since it’s such a bad issue for us Democrats.” –Bob Graham’s Daughter

*All real emails are highlighted in bright yellow so that Politifact can tell the difference between fact and fiction even without the help of Alan Grayson.