Real* emails from real readers…

“I’d love to send in a meme for your consideration, but I’m far too busy withholding information about the coronavirus outbreak.” –Ron DeSantis

“I’d love to send in a meme for your consideration, but I’m far too busy blaming the DeSantis administration for covering up the coronavirus outbreak.” –Rick Scott

“I’d love to send in a meme for your consideration, but I’m far too busy trying to find actual cases of coronavirus. So far, there just hasn’t been that many.” –Scott Rivkees

“We’d love to send in a meme for your consideration, but we’re far too busy pretending like 11 cases in a week means it’s out of control.” –Florida Phoenix

“I’d love to send in a meme for somewhere, or some reason…but I’m far…uh…I’m far.  You know!  You know what I’m saying!” –Joe Biden

“I’m happy to report that Florida has allowed a cruise ship to dock after testing two staff members for coronavirus.” –Associated Press

*Real emails are highlighted in bright yellow so that state employees surfing the internet for coronavirus memes using government computers can tell the difference between actual information about the coronavirus and satirical submissions meant to make light of the fact that we’re all going to be infected soon, curl up into the fetal position, and drown in a pool of our own vomit because our government didn’t do enough to save us from ourselves.