Real memes from real readers about coronavirus….
“The sky is falling, we’re all going to die, and it’s unquestionably the fault of Ron DeSantis.” –Nikki Fried
“Sounds like a winning slogan for the 2022 governor’s race. Incidentally, please tell Nikki I find myself available if she’s looking to hire campaign staff.” –Kevin Cate
“She probably won’t hire anyone until after Joe Biden rejects her for the VP slot. No offense intended. I just know Joe.” –Steve Schale
“Finally, political jokes that don’t revolve around lame memes unrelated to Florida.” –Herbie Thiele
“Hey Burgess, please don’t do anymore COVID-19 toilet paper jokes, we’ve heard them all.” –Drew Piers
“Dude, we are quarantined with literally NOTHING to do. We’ve seen all the toilet paper jokes like a hundred times.” –Jon Costello
“Just one more?” –Brian Burgess
“I’m pleased to announce that Sachs Media Group will help with a rebranding campaign for Corona Beer. Here’s something to kickstart the brainstorming…” –Ron Sachs
“Please get back to the relevant funny stuff involving Florida politics. I’m begging you.” —Herbie Thiele
*All real emails are highlighted in bright yellow, which everyone already knows by now, so we’ll use this section to remind everyone – including those Biden staffers responsible for vetting her as a potential VP shortlister – that Nikki Fried still hasn’t explained how that mysterious $166,000 in cash materialized in her checking account after winning the election, and her 2019 Form 6 is due in just 90 days…
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